It's official: PapaMatt has a hemorrhoid. How? Not sure. But it's happening, and it feels like I'm storing a cactus in my bum. You'd think something that combines MC Hammer with drugs that make you better at baseball would be more fun, but you'd be wrong. It's not.
On the bright side, I discovered that baby wipes are WAY better than toilet paper. That's a plus, right?
