For anyone with kids, you know that there's never enough money to go around. Even Mitt Romney knows this, though is his case, it wasn't the money running low. It was that he kept having so many damn kids. It seems that every friend I know is working on some side deal, try to hustle up a couple extra bucks just to keep organic, wholegrain, locally-sourced wheat bread in the box.
I too need some extra dough, so here's my idea. I'm going to open a company, both online and brick and mortar. It's going to be called, "Are Your FN Kidding Me?" The biz plan is simple: for a reasonable hourly rate, you call, email, or drop by and tell me an idea you're thinking of offering to the world. It can be anything. If it's going to be seen by a human, I'm your guy. Then, after you tell me what you're thinking, I either say, "Hey, great idea. Good luck." Or (and this is the market niche I'm looking to fill), I hear you out and reply, "Are you FN kidding me?"
For example, Urban Outfitters has just started selling this shirt.
Or maybe you're Acura, and for a really, really big-budget commercial, you want to put out a casting notice calling for an actor of color that is "nice looking. friendly" and, oh yeah, "NOT TOO DARK." That's right. A tangible, completely leak-able casting notice calling for a black actor that could possible be mistaken for something other than a black actor. That's your big idea, and now you want my feedback. (It's at this point that my secretary, aka MONSTA, hands me the before mentioned rolled up Daily).
So look. Not everyone will need this service. You may have common sense and at least a citizenship test's grasp of world history. But for the others, I'm here, and I'm reasonably priced. Call me.