With Monsta 2.0 taking up all our time, my trips to the theatre have been greatly curtailed. That's my nice way of saying WIFE has shut it down. So now, if I go, MONSTA goes, which has forced me to see a lot of kid stuff. Last weekend, this took us to The Secret Garden in our neighborhood. It's a beautiful production, and if you live in New York, it's worth the trip into Queens to see it. But in the words of the great Lavarr Burton, "But don't take my word for it..."